Intro: Olive-headed Person
Intro: L'il Miss Sociopath
Intro: Mushroom
Intro: Wax Drip
Theme: Cruelty/Spite
Theme: Youth
Intro: Rotifer Gang
Painful Drawn Out Saga: Rotifer Gang
Theme: Mortality = Asset
Theme: Race Issues
Intro: Lifeform Made of Mercury
Mercury Poisoning Part I: Youth
Mercury Poisoning Part II: Youth Conquers Spite
Mercury Poisoning Part III: Spite Takes All
Theme: T.G.I.F.
Love Part I: Self-Destruction
Love Part II: Intimacy
Love Part III: Marriage

Cruel tricks to play on non-sentient lifeforms
Love Revisited: The Inescapable Rut
Mortality = Asset (show your work)
Theme: Drugs Make It Bearable
Product Placement
Drugs v. L'il Miss Sociopath
Theme: Theology
Intro: Faceless the Makeup
More Faceless
Theme: Over-education
Intro: Professor Lint
Doggie-shaped, Actually
Son of Faceless
Intro: Fashion Victim
Son of Youth v. Spite
Screw You, Mushroom
Screw You, Pal

Spinoff: Faceless
True Love
Next week: ultra lights
Intro: Poopsie!
Orson Welles's Famous Mercury Theatre
Theme: Education v. Itself
Cereal Ad
Still In The Rut (with special guest ABYSS)
Mercury Conspiracy
Non-Frat Drugs: the alternative
Theme: Arbeit Macht Frei
Poopsie in "Killing Time"
Fashion Finds a Date
Whatcha Thinkin Bout?
Snookumsbuttskoya
...Cable?

Theme: New Music (with special guest)
Theme: New Music Industry
Son of Job Hunting
Lesbian-humor cartoon books are so great! No! Really! I mean it!
Spite v. Hippies
Poopsie in "The Shaft"
Earth v. Not
Bible Stories! with Pharoah
Mercury Recruitment
Intro: Yin and Yang
Gender Issues
This mini-story revolts against its writer. The End!
Is it addictive?
The Origin of Bloot
God v. the Sodomites
Next time on frustration theatre...
Now look what you made me do
My butt.

The Book is "Cruel Head Trips" by Descartes
Creation Myths
Blonde Sorority Chicks (with special guest, fratboy who took a philosophy class)
Mmm. Jukerpoople.
That evening at the local dance club...
First Love (who wins?)
Define "we."
Hylozoism Players Present...
Intro: Poetry Pot
Then you are no friend of mine... proceed.
It finally happens!
Poopsie's Revenge
Education v. Philosophy
Cruel Irony for Recovering Alcoholics Theatre
Meanwhile...
Oh, it's not silver, love...
Wonder what dad & Uncle Bill are talkin bout?
Ka-Kill

Oh, thanks...!
Aphrodite, come hither...
Rotifer Gang Educational Seminar
Scrotum.
You move left when I think you will move right...
Questions of Youth
Inspirado
I think poetry is weird...
Rhymin
Stoner Poems
Will this be on the test?
No one cares.